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The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

Charlemagne. Midas. Lear? There are countless kings throughout history, both real and imagined. Most of them get to wear crowns. Or maybe they have to wear crowns. That's the whole thing: crowns are heavy. They're metal and covered in jewels. It's a lot. What isn't heavy is this crushable, classic Hefeweizen, ready to happily serve at your side and fill your cup for time immemorial.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

Leonidas led 300 Spartans into battle against mighty Xerxes and his massive armies, sacrificing himself and his soldiers in bold defiance of a tyrant king. In their honor, we offer this simple token of "Earth and water" - a refreshingly light lager designed to ease the mind of even the fiercest warrior. So grab your sword and shield, form a phalanx, and prepare for glory! For Tonight We Dine in Helles!

Lady Elvira Grey rules over the largest (and one of the safest) towns in all of Albion: the capital city of Bowerstone! A bustling and bountiful North section; a slum in the South. What more could anyone want? A quay? A jail? It has them all! It even has a namesake brown ale that suits citizens all the way from the Market to Fairfax Gardens. Grab a pint and peruse to your heart's content.

Beginning in 2517 and spanning all the way to 2552 is The Fall of Reach, the events preceding the greatest FPS ever made: Halo: Combat Evolved. Master Chief, Keyes, and Cortana join forces to combat the Covenant, just as we joined forces with Cold Stone Creamery to create a peach mango session mead based on their peach mango sorbet. Now grab your overshield and let's save the universe.

On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a red right hand. Tommy Shelby may not be Irish, but this traditional red ale sure is. And so is Cillian Murphy, so that helps. Grab a trench coat, a flat cap, and a few pints. By order of the Peaky Blinders!

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, but all the while, I was drinking this beer. Which is a Beer with Gnome Name. What's the Gnome part, you ask? Maybe the horse is a Shetland pony. Maybe I wear a pointy hat myself. It's really hard to tell with the landscape never changing and the oases disappearing along the way. Guess I'd better stay hydrated.

Inspired by one of the O.G. New England IPAs, Elmore Ave started as a home brew recipe by Founder Kris Gould. Having only used Columbus and Vic Secret hops, this beer continues to be tweaked with every new iteration and it has become the standard house IPA on Kris' taps. In this latest scaled-up version, we've increased the whirlpool and dry hop additions as well as adding a Cascade mash hop to pair with the thiolized yeast, giving the beer a more modern feel. And you don't even have to travel to New Jersey to get you some.

In the first age of Middle Earth, the highlands of Dorthonion, north of Beleriand were known as Mirkwood. In later ages, the name transferred to the Wilderland, east of the river Anduin. If you aren't sure where those places are, check our bathroom walls. While you ponder your place in history, sip on a third version of Mirkwood: a triple dry-hopped double NEIPA with Krush, Superdelic, Elani, and Lupomax hops.

You must understand young hobbit: it takes a long time to brew anything while speaking Old Entish.
And we never brew anything unless it is worth taking a long time to make.

In collaboration with our friends and neighbors at We Rock the Spectrum, we combined to create a rainbow sherbet ice cream sour that totally rocks the full spectrum of flavor. Orange, raspberry, and lime come together to make a taste sensation that'll have you racing for more. Be sure to stop by We Rock and burn off some of that energy.  Watch out for turtle shells and banana peels.

What sort of magic went into this imperial sour? Just raspberries, marshmallows, and a whole lot of time chilling in a fresh port wine barrel. The result: a complex mingling of flavor that continues to evolve as you consume it. You may not be a wizard, but I bet you can make this one disappear.

When Abra and Kadabra evolve into their final form, you get Alakazam - a psychic Pokemon with incredible powers. Or in our case, a double addition of raspberries and marshmallows. Alakazam is known to have an incredible memory, able to recall every moment of life from birth until death. Our version... eh, not so much.

Zordon is looking for teenagers with attitude, which really can't apply to you since you're looking for booze. So instead of his Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, we're recruiting some 21 and older heroes to be the Sour Rangers. A little more mature, a little more gruff, but costumed crusaders just the same. Their drink of choice is a blueberry lemon berliner that makes Rita Replusa blush.

Is Tartarus a deep abyss serving as a dungeon of torment and suffering for the wicked, as far beneath Hades as heaven is above earth? Or is it the third of the primordial dieties of Greek myth and father of the monster Typhon? In this case: neither! Tartarus is a cherry Berliner with a little tartness and a lot of flavor for us to enjoy.

Blue needs your help. She needs to find the tastiest sour around. What's that? Over here? That's right. At Fabled Brew Works, there's a blue raspberry sour created in conjunction with Cold Stone Creamery, based on their blue raspberry sorbet. Good job. We'll put this in our Handy Dandy Notebook and knock back a few dozen.

House elves can become intoxicated on this potent potable, but it takes heaps to get witches and wizards falling off of their broomsticks. Made with butterscotch, cream soda, and vanilla ice cream, this buttered beer is sure to provide a warming effect for the holidays.

Lady Elvira Grey rules over the largest (and one of the safest) towns in all of Albion: the capital city of Bowerstone! A bustling and bountiful North section; a slum in the South. What more could anyone want? A quay? A jail? It has them all! It even has a namesake brown ale (this time pumped up to imperial size and aged on Amburana) that suits citizens all the way from the Market to Fairfax Gardens. Grab a glass and peruse to your heart's content.

Obscuring unique gifts from the Old Kingdom of Albion is an army of Demon Doors. Rare to find and even more rare to outwit, they are ancient oddities only few have the privilege of encountering. We've created a dark barleywine just as unique and crafty. With notes of dark fruit, toffee, and tobacco, Demon Door hides an absolute treasure trove of flavor.

There are many different stone giants of lore. What do they have in common? Enormous size, overwhelming strength, and nearly impregnable armor since they're made of stone. This beer is also made from Stone. Not rocks like your traditional stone giants, but actual ingredients from Cold Stone Creamery with whom we partnered on this beer. But our similarities don't end there. This stout also packs massive cookies and cream flavors so you can don your mightiest beer muscles and knock down mountains!

Moving in the shadows of Gotham City, protecting the citizens from the criminal underworld is the Caped Crusader, the Batman, the Dark Knight. This time, he's not wearing hockey pads. He's full of coconut and vanilla. It may not help with cleaning up the streets, but it sure is tasty. Hunker down in your Bat Cave, relax, and enjoy.

Loyal sidekick, star of the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special, and namesake of a nonsensical legal defense strategy, Chewbacca the Wookiee is almost certainly most honored by his inclusion in the name of our baklava (pistachio and honey) inspired imperial stout: Chewbaklava. While you may think it's more impressive for him to have been in as many films and TV adaptations as he's been, he undoubtedly feels that Chewbaklava is his greatest accomplishment. And you know what they say: let the Wookiee win.

Sometimes we just want to kick back and relax. But the best stories involve conflict, as it's the triumph and resolution that bring the greatest satisfaction. With Fabled Times: Eternal Obstacles, we've done the dirty work for you. After 35 months in a Blanton's bourbon barrel and a cross-country journey to our taproom, we present to you the epic conclusion of a freakishly fantastic beer - a barleywine that overcame the odds and survived the gauntlet so that we could all share the joys of victory.

Wandering about holding the hand of The Man in the Yellow Hat is a good little monkey, always very curious. He has in his hand a banana. While walking beneath a coconut tree, one falls to the ground in front of him. Being curious, as it were, he puts the two together. The Man in the Yellow Hat adds some honey and vanilla ice cream and BAM: a coconut banana ice cream session mead. Curious about how tasty it is? Come see for yourself.

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." One of the greatest opening lines in literature begins The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Our Dawn Treader session mead begins with strawberry and adds in orange and guava to form a glowing dawn of goodness. S.O.G., you could say. Like what the sea has. I don't know. It just tastes really good.

Absent minded Professor Plum is the last to go in the game of Clue. This is our first mead with plum, but likely won't be our last. Blending plums and honey into a classic concoction that can be sipped anywhere: the kitchen, the ballroom, even the conservatory. Just make sure to stay vigilant. You never know what the professor might be up to.

The Queen had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. "Off with his head!" We aren't quite as aggressive as the Queen, but we do strongly recommend you try this mead with cherries, raspberries, and red currants. It's red like the Queen and just a touch less hostile. We don't want to say what will happen if you pass on this one.

According to Greek mythology, citrus fruits were the dowry of Hera, the bride of Zeus, who kept them jealously hidden away in a blissful garden situated at the western end of the earth. Each of three nymphs guarded her own fruit: Aigle tended the citron, Hesperethusa the orange, and Arethusa the lemon. Thankfully, Arethusa didn't keep them all to herself. You know what they say: When life gives you lemons, throw a party.

How many times have you been hopping around the Mushroom Kingdom, punching turtles and stomping goombas, just to learn that the princess is in another castle? Well, not this time my friend! Princess Peach is right here, hiding in plain sight, in this bottle bursting with peach, tangerine, and maple. Bowser's got nothing on you. Jump for joy and enjoy!

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Gallberry Blossom uses a single type of honey, gallberry blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Basswood uses a single type of honey, basswood, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Blueberry Blossom uses a single type of honey, blueberry blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Agave uses a single type of honey, agave, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.