The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

Charlemagne. Midas. Lear? There are countless kings throughout history, both real and imagined. Most of them get to wear crowns. Or maybe they have to wear crowns. That's the whole thing: crowns are heavy. They're metal and covered in jewels. It's a lot. What isn't heavy is this crushable, classic Hefeweizen, ready to happily serve at your side and fill your cup for time immemorial.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

Over the ages, many have looked up and been mystified by the appearance of a blood moon. To some, this omen foretold death and downfall. Yet to others, it symbolized love and nurturing care. A few cultures even believed it was a spiritual symbol to explore the dark side of one's emotions.
That's all a little heavy for us, so we decided to lighten the mood. Our Blood Moon Wheat is a simple, refreshing wheat ale with blood oranges. It's not around very often, so be sure to enjoy it while it lasts.

So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
Except Ponyboy.
And this shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee for a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging around in those old dusty treasure chests. Please, be sure to delve responsibly.

From the fantastic depths of the world emerges the undulating eldritch horror, the Great Old One, destroyer of worlds. A grotesque abomination that strikes fear into the hearts of all, he's become rather thirsty, and he's crushing pilsners right up until closing time!

He's a difficult guy to ask to leave.

The Lernaean Hydra was a ferocious serpent-like monster with many heads. With multiple heads, you'd think you'd be unstoppable. You could make an ultra-convincing sales pitch, form your own boy-band, and bury Joey Chestnut in an eating competition. But you could also drink a lot of beer. We guess that's why he was defeated by Hercules. Some of those heads need to be the responsible ones!
For this recipe, we put our heads together with bottle logic and devised a stout with coconut, coffee, and cinnamon.

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Step on in to our magical shop, filled to the brim with tinctures and treasures for all of your ailments. It seems as though you're suffering from a severe lack of fresh New England IPA. Luckily for you, we have one packed with Nectaron, Mosaic, and Callista hops right here, ready to go: the finest any Hopothecary can offer.

Battle is exhausting - especially when 300 soldiers are trying to fend off an army that numbers in the tens of thousands. When King Leonidas discovers his friend with a brutal wound on his face, Dilios delivers an iconic line: "It's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare." We found this fitting for our collab with Hop Butcher: a New England IPA with Peacharine, Simcoe, and Elani LupoMax hops. Whatever life decides to throw at you today, embrace it with the unwavering resolve of a Spartan warrior.

The Feywild - a realm dominated by nature and magic. It is said that the emotions of the inhabitants manifest changes to the environment, and senses are heightened such that colors appear more vivid and scents more alluring. Perhaps that's why the flavors of this strawberry rhubarb Beliner weisse meld so harmoniously. May it take you to a cheerful place where the grass grows greener and the flowers bloom around you.

Greetings. You look weary. I have something to help you relax, if you're interested. The finest skooma, the sweetest blueberries. This batch is even more special. Aged in a bourbon barrel. It'll have you chasing cliffracers, seeing Azura's Star, and sleeping it off in the sand of the Imperial City Waterfront. Don't pet the Khajiit.

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When Abra and Kadabra evolve into their final form, you get Alakazam - a psychic Pokemon with incredible powers. Or in our case, a double addition of raspberries and marshmallows. Alakazam is known to have an incredible memory, able to recall every moment of life from birth until death. Our version... eh, not so much.

Since 2020, founder Aprill Courtney and her husband Rob have had to deal with the shenanigans that their dog Goose has brought into their lives.  His bark brother, Maverick, was the perfect only child, which made them want more.  Although Goose is loyal as hell, hindsight is 20/20: their names are reversed when compared to the original Top Gun characters' personalities.  Instead of Goose being Maverick's conscience, it's Maverick for Goose.  He acts as the voice of reason, trying to talk Goose out of making impulsive decisions, specifically trying to sneak sips of mom's margaritas, akin to this bourbon barrel aged margarita gose.  However, they truly are two peas in a pod and best friends.  Goose just makes life a little spicier.

Is Tartarus a deep abyss serving as a dungeon of torment and suffering for the wicked, as far beneath Hades as heaven is above earth? Or is it the third of the primordial dieties of Greek myth and father of the monster Typhon? In this case: neither! Tartarus is a cherry Berliner with a little tartness and a lot of flavor for us to enjoy.

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

A fruited sour fit for King Arthur himself.
Infused with mango, guava, passionfruit, and a bunch of old timey magic we can't legally admit to, it will give you all the strength you need for sword pulling. This one is simply wizard.

Known for his enormous size, extremely cruel nature, and uncontrollable temper, Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane was an absolute monster. And this barrel aged imperial stout stuffed full of the finest coconut macaroons, caramel, and marshamallow crushes tastebuds like Gregor crushes skulls. Paired with his brother Sandor "The Hound", these two brothers are destined to dominate until the Red Keep crumbles around them.

Sandor "The Hound" Clegane is one of Westeros's most skilled fighters, but he was scarred from a childhood incident with his vicious brother Gregor. Driven by anger and hatred, Sandor pursues his brother to the very end. This beer, however, is driven by piles of coffee, pecans, and ice cream. And its nemesis isn't The Mountain; it's the mundane! So join The Hound and wage war against the bland and the flavorless. It's sure to keep your spirits up through all your journeys across the kingdom.

You've had Harry Porter. Now meet his magical mentor: Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Bigger, badder, and with a much more substantial beard, Dumbledore is one of the most renowned wizards in history. This imperial caramel porter is one of the most renowned porters in the taproom. Take your name out of the Goblet of Fire and come grab a pour!

It may be tough to pronounce, but it definitely isn't tough to drink. Brobdingnagian is every bit as huge as the word describes - a fantastic dessert stout bursting with peanut butter, marshmallow, and banana. Whether your destination is near or far, this colossal creation is undoubtedly the best way to start off all your travels.

Here unto Hell it seems, has fallen to me a helmless Dream. To Lucifer I shall usher thee, despite the weakness I perceive.
Your quest will be to no avail, she will ensure that you will fail. Alas, we'll go across the moat, for I'm your keeper Squatterbloat.

Beginning in 2517 and spanning all the way to 2552 is The Fall of Reach, the events preceding the greatest FPS ever made: Halo: Combat Evolved. Master Chief, Keyes, and Cortana join forces to combat the Covenant, just as we joined the forces of peach and mango to create a session mead that's out of this world. Now grab your overshield and let's save the universe.

Sometimes depicted as a physically fit skilled swordsman with a temper, other times as a fat balding monk with a good sense of humor and great love of food and ale (and even once as a badger), Friar Tuck is the stuff of legends. We don't know if Robin Hood's loyal sidekick liked pineapple or even knew what it was, but you'll love it in this pineapple dole whip session mead straight out of Nottingham.

He's a former US president, the face on the dollar bill, and the guy forever associated with the cherry tree. No, it's not everyone's favorite Martin Van Buren. It's George "The Rock" Washington. So take out your wooden teeth and sip on this cherry and vanilla ice cream session mead. And don't tell lies. George doesn't like it when you lie.

Charlotte LeDoux was in too deep with the criminal underworld of bootlegging. Her only way out is to change her identity and disappear. A puff of smoke, some new lipstick, and voila! Meet Esther Smith. Esther might be flying under the radar to keep herself out of harm's way, but the flavors in this banana, walnut, vanilla, and cinnamon mead, aged in a bourbon barrel, aren't lurking in the shadows.

Charlotte LeDoux was in too deep with the criminal underworld of bootlegging. Her only way out is to change her identity and disappear. A puff of smoke, some new lipstick, and voila! Meet Esther Smith. But wait. If you look too long, it all kind of melds together and she's not Charlotte or Esther: she's LeDoux, a banana, walnut, vanilla, cinnamon, and maple mead, aged in a bourbon barrel, ready to rock and roll.

While not as grandiose as a king or queen, the Jack of Spades has more connection to the people. A tradesman who moved on up to perform for royalty, aristocratic living has helped him to develop exquisite taste. Manifesting as a mead with blueberries, black currants, and cherries, we think this one will be appreciated by all walks of life. In this case, it's quite lucky to "get carded".

The Queen had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. "Off with his head!" We aren't quite as aggressive as the Queen, but we do strongly recommend you try this mead with cherries, raspberries, and red currants. It's red like the Queen and just a touch less hostile. We don't want to say what will happen if you pass on this one.

According to Greek mythology, citrus fruits were the dowry of Hera, the bride of Zeus, who kept them jealously hidden away in a blissful garden situated at the western end of the earth. Each of three nymphs guarded her own fruit: Aigle tended the citron, Hesperethusa the orange, and Arethusa the lemon. Thankfully, Arethusa didn't keep them all to herself. You know what they say: When life gives you lemons, throw a party.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Gallberry Blossom uses a single type of honey, gallberry blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Blueberry Blossom uses a single type of honey, blueberry blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Agave uses a single type of honey, agave, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

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