The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created an easy drinking Kolsch, perfect for enjoying while wandering the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created a refreshing gluten free Kolsch. It's perfect for enjoying while you wander in the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

Look to my coming, at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East. There, you'll see a lovely refreshing raspberry wheat ale, created for Middle Earth's greatest Istari. Whether you're brandishing Glamdring against a slew of orcs, riding Shadowfax into battle, or lambasting any fools of Tooks, be sure to charge up your powers with Gandalf the Wheat before finally sailing off into the Grey Havens.

From the fantastic depths of the world emerges the undulating eldritch horror, the Great Old One, destroyer of worlds. A grotesque abomination that strikes fear into the hearts of all, he's become rather thirsty, and he's crushing pilsners right up until closing time!

He's a difficult guy to ask to leave.

Making a special appearance is a classic and a fan favorite; Boba Fest is our festbier for the fall this year. Rugged and stoic, Boba could work for criminals across the galaxy and still steal the hearts of fans. Come on in and enjoy, but don't overdo it. He's no good to me dead.

This one's for the pun(n)y people with the big beards and pointy hats. Mysterious, mischievous masters of the micro-brew. These pint-sized guys can be a little short-sighted, but they're always meager to help at a minute's notice. When they're not busy brewing this pale ale with Krush, Sultana, and Nectaron hops, you can find 'em outside the taproom garden the door. Gnome pun intended.

Everyone knows "the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to one." But did you know the possibility of successfully crushing this IPA with Citra, Motueka, and Dolcita hops is entirely up to you? Just don't tell the scruffy-looking scoundrel sitting on the other side of the cantina. He always shoots first, and his stance is very clear: Never Tell Me the Hops!

Battle is exhausting - especially when 300 soldiers are trying to fend off an army that numbers in the tens of thousands. When King Leonidas discovers his friend with a brutal wound on his face, Dilios delivers an iconic line: "It's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare." We found this fitting for our collab with Hop Butcher: a New England IPA with Peacharine, Simcoe, and Elani LupoMax hops. Whatever life decides to throw at you today, embrace it with the unwavering resolve of a Spartan warrior.

Originally titled The Art Baker Show, You Asked For It was everybody's favorite human interest program from 1950-1959. Don't act like you don't remember. We all remember. And we also all remember how everyone's favorite beer style was a West Coast IPA. It has hops in it, and they're actually used to add bitterness just like our forefathers of the Pacific intended. Take a trip back in time and relax.

Founder Mike Faretta's life was forever changed, for the better, by the arrival of a precocious kitten who grew to become the greatest of cats and everything the light touched was his kingdom. He even did everyone's taxes for a stretch, but the details aren't important. In honor of his life, we've made a cherry, strawberry, ice cream, and cheesecake imperial sour: a drink truly fit for the lion king. Raise one to Rufus and long live the king.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and blueberry jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and raspberry jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

Djinn, Jinn, Jinni, or Aladdin's favorite buddy, Genie, whatever you call them, they've been around since time immemorial. Sometimes invisible, other times changelings, snakes, scorpions, lizards, and even humans, djinn are literally beings 'concealed from the senses'. Djinn and Juice: Orange Lime is anything but concealed from the senses. Loaded with orange and lime flavor, this ice cream sour can be sipped, laid back, with your mind on your money and your money on your mind.

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

The origin of the word 'pixie' is uncertain. Could be Nordic, could be Cornish, could be Swedish. No one knows for sure. What we do know for sure is that they inhabit ancient underground sites like barrows and stone circles. And they also produce this potion, a berliner brimming with pink lemonade as much as the pixies themselves brim with mischief. What does it do? Guess you'll have to find out for yourself.

Hop on the Hogwarts Express and take a ride to this mashup of two of our favorite things: Harry Potter and beer. This time, speckled with a magic spell to add peanut butter. Enjoy too many and you'll soon be saying "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!"

Dorothy and her companions all found out the harsh truth about the Wizard in the heart of the Emerald City when Toto dragged away the cloth shielding a stout little man pretending to be Oz the Great and Powerful. But fortunately for us, this Armagnac barrel aged stout with walnuts and cinnamon is the real deal. While the guy may have shouted "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" you'll definitely want to pay attention to the delicious whimsy of this wonderful draught.

Who you gonna call? I guess it depends on what you're calling about. If it's your car's extended warranty, just let it go. If it's ghosts, the Ghostbusters do seem like a solid choice. And even though he looks friendly enough, the Stay Puft marshmallow man is technically a ghost. Thankfully, there's nothing scary about this imperial stout with marshmallow and chocolate. So rest easy. Get puft. Stay puft.

Glinda the Good has been portrayed by actresses across the spectrum from Lena Horne to Kristin Chenowith to Miss Piggy. But throughout all of her incarnations, one thing is usually true: she's pink. And this session mead is unusually pink. Could it be the dragonfruit? Perhaps the pink guava? We'll never tell. Glinda's the good one, not us.

Elphaba: the Wicked Witch of the West's government name. In Wicked, everyone learns about life in Oz from her point of view. Everyone also learns that she's green, though she did not eat grass as a child. I guess we all knew that back in 1939, but still, it helps to reinforce. In her honor, we've made a matching citrus session mead. It's not easy being green, but it's really easy drinking Elphaba.

The first meal of the day is one of many for a hobbit. 7:00am, up and at 'em with seed cakes, buttered scones, jams, salad, eggs, and, in your lucky case, a true Breakfast: a bourbon barrel aged imperial stout with granola and vanilla. It's just what one needs to prepare for a visit from some guests, both wanted and unwanted. In fact, it might just kickstart an unexpected journey.

Breakfast was just the beginning! Sure it may only be 9:30 in the morning, but it's time for citizens of the Shire to enjoy Second Breakfast! What'll it be? Bread, fruit, pickled things? How about a bourbon barrel aged imperial stout with coffee and maple this time? That ought to do it. Just enough to fuel a march at least slightly outside of one's comfort zone.

It's already 11:00am? Well then, as the name implies - despite Aragorn's misgivings - it's time for Elevenses! All of this adventuring sure can take a toll on a furry-footed homebody, and it's past time for a little replenishment. Instead of tea, cheeses, and po-tay-toes, we've got a bourbon barrel aged imperial stout with cinnamon rolls to quell the cravings. And we're confident it can hold everyone over until we reach Mount Doom. Or at least until lunch.

Charlotte LeDoux was in too deep with the criminal underworld of bootlegging. Her only way out is to change her identity and disappear. A puff of smoke, some new lipstick, and voila! Meet Esther Smith. Esther might be flying under the radar to keep herself out of harm's way, but the flavors in this banana, walnut, vanilla, and cinnamon mead, aged in a bourbon barrel, aren't lurking in the shadows.

Prometheus: Greek Titan who stole fire from the Gods to share with early humans. Pometheus: mead with pomegranates, blackberries, and vanilla beans that steals flavor from the Earth to share with us today. Prometheus was punished severely for his act of defiance, chained to a rock and attacked by an eagle for all of time. Pometheus gets consumed until nothing remains but a memory. Tragic.

Nightlock berries may be extremely poisonous, but thankfully they're also fictional. No dangerous berries go into this consumable concoction. But we did load it with decadent blueberries and maple syrup to make sure none of you go hungry during your games. After aging in a carefully selected bourbon barrel, this one will have you ready to stomp out the competition.

If you like getting caught in the rain and making love at midnight... you may like this mead. If you don't like those things, then enough of this beverage may help change your mind. Caught in the Rain is a pineapple coconut mead perfectly suited for the dunes of the cape. You can even bring your blind date with you. Nothing surprising will come of it. We're pretty sure.

Sure, he's not a bootlegger... or even an insurance salesman with obvious Mafia ties. But the Scranton Strangler still kinda fits our mead theme since he's at least a notorious criminal (even if Toby has doubts). This delightful tribute features white grape and... chokeberries!It might not make the local headlines, and you sure won't find it at Poor Richard's. But this one is sneaky, and it'll take your breath away.

Part man, part goat, part sheep, part mead with Marionberries. Lurking beneath a railroad trestle perched above Pop Lick Creek, the Goat Man waits. He may lure you onto the tracks. He may jump onto your car. He may just come straight at you with an axe. He may be above. He may be below. But no matter where he is now, rest assured: he's coming for you.