The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created an easy drinking Kolsch, perfect for enjoying while wandering the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
Except Ponyboy.
And this shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee for a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging around in those old dusty treasure chests.

Sure, Philip Pullman's Amber Spyglass may have been created to view Dust, but that doesn't preclude us from re-puposing it into a tasty beverage. There are differences. The Amber Spyglass is the third and final novel in his trilogy, while this is our first (and probably not final) amber lager - the perfect companion for diving headfirst into a new universe. Universes. Dusty universes. You'll be fine.

Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor and aged on amburana spirals are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.

Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.

Whether in burrows, trees, caves, or stone, we all need a place to call our home.
It's a place to hang our pointy hats, a place to tinker with arts and crafts.
And as the weather turns dark and cold, a place for ales as stories are told.
So grab a beer and join in our poem. You know what's next, there's no place like gnome!

"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die." Arkham, Masschusetts' rather secretive Miskatonic University houses a grimoire written by Abdul Alhazred, purported to contain untold horrors. The horrors in our version, the Necronomnomnom, are not untold. Or horrors. They're hops. Nectaron and citra, specifically. And they work together to create a delicous drink that definitely tastes better than a dusty, old leather-bound book.

Roy Schneider delivers one of film's most iconic lines upon seeing the monster shark in Jaws, realizing that something so gargantuan simply cannot be contained. This double New England IPA packed with Superdelic, Citra, Enigma and Dolcita hops follows suit, and we get the feeling that you, like Brody, are going to need to dig deep in order to handle the onslaught. Don't go overboard.

Beauty is in the eye(s) of this orange creamsicle inspired milkshake IPA. Whether you prefer to enjoy them in a raucous tavern, in the depths of the Underdark, or in the nefarious heart of some sort of diabolical dungeon, take a drink and become one with the elder orbs. Adventurer-tested, Xanathar approved.

Just because Hei Hei occasionally eats rocks doesn't mean he wouldn't be enamoured with a tantalizing tropical treat: a gluten-free super-food sour packed with acai, blueberries, strawberries, banana, granola, and peanut butter. And while we can all get a little bit lost-at-sea from time to time, we can always count on Hei Hei to be there right beside us plunging face-first into whichever obstacles bock the path.

Your feet are stomping, the jam is pumping, the party is definitely goin' on the dance floor. While you aren't legally obligated to get your booty on the floor, it would make all of our days if you just gave this plum and vanilla sour a try. See, cause Plum-p Up The Jam is where the party's at, and soon, you'll be there too.

"Bring me that horizon!" Captain Jack Sparrow exclaims, as he sails across the sea, standing tall on the bow of his ship, probably holding a bottle of rum. Of course, he only has the rum because he didn't have the option of this tropical collaboration with Corporate Ladder Brewing Company - a gluten free sour with orange, pineapple, coconut, nutmeg, and ice cream. If he knew this was around, he'd be asking "Where's all the Bring Me That Horizon gone?"

House elves can become intoxicated on this potent potable, but it takes heaps to get witches and wizards falling off of their broomsticks. Made with butterscotch, cream soda, vanilla, and ice cream, this buttered beer is a work of wizardry that's sure to provide a warming effect for the holidays.

Have a Holly Jolly Rancher, he's the best beer of the year. Even though there might be snow, he's still out roping steers. He's the Holly Jolly Rancher and in case you didn't hear: Oh by golly crush some festive cherry candy sour to celebrate the holidays and dive headfirst into a new yeeeeaaarrr!

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

A type of jotnar from Norse mythology, the Frost Giant stands in contrast with the gods, dwarves, and elves. Dwelling across boundaries from humans in the lands of Jotunheimr, they brave the icy crags of endless snow capped mountains. They'd probably be happy to warm themselves with a butter toffee pecan stout, but that only dwells within reach of humans. Lucky for you. Unless you're a frost giant.

A floating orb of flesh with a large, toothy mouth, a single central eye, and numerous eye stalks imbued with powerful magic - the beholder is a D&D mainstay and a force to be reckoned with. This beholder is an imperial brown ale, a monstrous brew imbued with the boozy essence of a rye bourbon barrel. It may not be as powerful as an actual beholder, but it certainly has some magic of its own.

Hop on the Hogwarts Express and take a ride directly to this magical mixture, a piquant porter with vanilla beans. It might not have been crafted in a cauldron, but it's still imbued with some secrets of sorcery. Enjoy too many and you'll soon be saying "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!" And for everyone's safety, stay off your broom!

Apophis, also known as Apep, is the Egyptian diety of the underworld: the emodiment of disorder and darkness. Add 99942 to the front and he becomes a near-earth asteroid that could hit the planet in 2036. Or, less cataclysmically, add hazelnut, coconut, chocolate, and peanut butter to an imperial stout and get another version of the embodiment of darkness. Embrace the Lord of Chaos.

Resident of Stoolbend and neighbor of the beloved Cleveland Brown, Lester Krinklesac is also the latest in a long line of crushable session meads. With bananas, walnuts, cinnamon, and vanilla, Lester is perfect for drinking at The Broken Stool or out in a folding chair on the front lawn.

Though never proven, it's alleged that Jay Gatsby made his new money fortune via bootlegging. No matter how it came to be, there's no denying his greatness. Greatness only matched by a session mead with blackberries, cocoa nibs, and chocolate ice cream; perfect for that fanciest of Long Island parties. So we beat on, our boats against the current, borne ceaselessly into another full pour.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider with blackberries. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.

The Golden Goose is a light-hearted tale that teaches us how kindness and humility win out over greed and arrogance. Well it doesn't get much lighter than this, a non-alcoholic golden ale, our first NA beer here at Fabled. So sit back, enjoy, and don't be a jerk. Maybe someday you, too, will meet a princess or inherit a kingdom.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Acacia Blossom uses a single type of honey, acacia blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

The Blue Priest or Aobozu is a Japanese yokai found in myths and legends. Stories vary widely, but one thing's for sure: they're blue and they're scary. Thankfully, this Aobozu - a mead with blueberries - is just blue. The aobozu says "Don't trample the rocks, don't snap the pine tree." We say "Do treat yourself to a glass of Aobozu."

He's Jabba the Hutt's court jester, a Kowakian monkey-lizard who struck a deal to make Jabba laugh at least once a day in exchange for umlimited food and drink or, upon failing, be slain. He's also a weird looking puppet guy. He's Salacious B Crumb: shrill laughing comedian of the Star Wars universe. And now a still mead with cashews, pecans, cinnamon, and vanilla. It might not make anyone laugh, but it will absolutely bring them joy in its own delicious way.

Just like the other members of the Justice League, Robin, The Boy Wonder, has a Bizarro counterpart living in a parallel world. Alongside Batzarro, Bizarro Robin fails to solve crimes and is generally unhelpful. He'd be better off if he just took a day off to enjoy some mead with strawberries and bananas. Lucky for him, there's one right here! If only he could find a way into the real world.

Technically, Bizarro Batman's real name is Batzarro: the World's Worst Detective. We just couldn't bring ourselves to write all that out, so Bizarro Batman it is. Citizen of Htrae (yes, really), Batzarro runs around being bad at solving crimes. You know, the opposite of Batman. This mead isn't exactly the opposite of Batman (the mead), but it does take the raspberry and blackberry and add maple and vanilla to create a whole new dimension.

Just in time for Thanksgiving, a cranberry mead inspired by The King of Bootleggers: Charley Dale. After getting out of jail in late 1921, he spent his first taste of freedom sending his former fellow inmates a taste of the holidays with a gallon of oysters and a peck of cranberries. His friends wouldn't soon forget him and you won't soon forget his namesake mead.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created a refreshing gluten free Kolsch. It's perfect for enjoying while you wander in the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.