The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created an easy drinking Kolsch, perfect for enjoying while wandering the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
Except Ponyboy.
And this shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee and toffee for a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging around in those old dusty treasure chests. Please delve responsibly.

Irish name: Fionn mac Cumhaill. Easier name: Finn MacCool. Legend: leader of the Fianna hunter-warriors, owner of a magic thumb that grants wisdom, and maker of both the Giant's Causeway and the Isle of Man. Beer: a traditional dry Irish stout, the stuff of legends, made for legends, to be consumed by legends.

Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor and aged on amburana spirals are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.

Dimmsdale's Channel 7 News is helmed by the one and only Chet Ubetcha: handsome, muscular, and just a little on the short side. Thankfully, pours of the Czech dark lager named in his honor are a cool 16 ounces tall. Call on your fairy godparents, or Fairly Oddparents, and wish for as much Czech Ubetcha as you can get your hands on.

Whether in burrows, trees, caves, or stone, we all need a place to call our home.
It's a place to hang our pointy hats, a place to tinker with arts and crafts.
And as the weather turns dark and cold, a place for ales as stories are told.
So grab a beer and join in our poem. You know what's next, there's no place like gnome!

First he was Willy the Wombat. Then he was Crash Bandicoot. Now, finally, he's Krush Bandicoot. We've swapped his platform hopping, crate smashing, and kart racing for dry hopping, can crushing, and taproom tastings in this hazy IPA with Krush and Citra hops. While we aren't Dr. Neo Cortex, we did do our best mad scientist impression with this alchemy. Enjoy a pint with a heaping helping of Wumpa Fruit, if you can find it.

Roy Schneider delivers one of film's most iconic lines upon seeing the monster shark in Jaws, realizing that something so gargantuan simply cannot be contained. This double New England IPA packed with Superdelic, Citra, Enigma and Dolcita hops follows suit, and we get the feeling that you, like Brody, are going to need to dig deep in order to handle the onslaught. Don't go overboard.

You've discovered a Red Rupee, forged with founders Katie and Bumki. But this isn't your typical red rupee, buried in a treasure chest, waiting to be discovered by Hyrule's next adventurer. This is a strawberry and raspberry milkshake IPA fit for the Princess herself! So grab your dungeon maps, replenish your bombchu bag, and equip your finest tunic, we've got work to do before the sun sets and the poes arrive. A discovery like this won't go unnoticed, and it won't take long for a certain Gerudo warlock to figure out who has it.

A shamrock is a type of clover and the symbol of Ireland. So this St. Patrick's Day, you can rock out and celebrate with not just a shamrock or two, but a Shamrockin' or three. It's a gluten free vanilla and spearmint ice cream sour that's certain to make your soul shimmer like the Emerald Isle.

The Martians are coming. According to H.G. Wells, they have greater intelligence, superior weapons, and intentions of conquering our planet. We may be outmatched, but we have one thing they don't: the art of distraction. Serve them this strawberry and chocolate gluten free sour and watch as they're so overwhelmed by its glory that they forget what they were even doing in the first place. You're welcome, Earth.

Sneak attacks are mastered by rogues, inflicting elevated damage upon unsuspecting foes. Snack attacks, on the other hand, are available to all professions, satisfying the unexpected craving for something delicious. That's where this gluten free sour with raspberry, chocolate, and coconut comes in. If your plans today involve conquering adversaries and vanquishing enemies, you may want to stick to sneak attacks. If your plans include a fascinating book and a hearty meal, a snack attack may serve you well.

House elves can become intoxicated on this potent potable, but it takes heaps to get witches and wizards falling off of their broomsticks. Made with butterscotch, cream soda, vanilla, and ice cream, this buttered beer is a work of wizardry that's sure to provide a warming effect for the holidays.

In collaboration with our friends and neighbors at We Rock the Spectrum, we combined to create a rainbow sherbet ice cream sour that totally rocks the full spectrum of flavor. Orange, raspberry, and lime come together to make a taste sensation that'll have you racing for more. Be sure to stop by We Rock and burn off some of that energy.  Watch out for turtle shells and banana peels.

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

The Indulgence of Conviction was a Covenant ship that was captured by the Flood and crashed into the Earth near the city of Voi, unleashing forces throughout the city during the Halo wars. Meanwhile, we've unleashed an indulgence of flavors in this bananas foster inspired gluten free sour. It'll flood your tastebuds with joy instead of flooding Earth with noodly tentacles. Trust us: this is the better path.

A beautiful forest spirit with animal features disgused under long clothing, the Huldra or pine tree Mary is a seductive creature who aided burners by watching their charcoal kilns while they rested. This bourbon barrel aged imperial stout with coffee and vanilla is black as coal and as seductive as its namesake. Tread carefully.

Hop on the Hogwarts Express and take a ride directly to this magical mixture, a piquant porter with vanilla beans. It might not have been crafted in a cauldron, but it's still imbued with some secrets of sorcery. Enjoy too many and you'll soon be saying "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!" And for everyone's safety, stay off your broom!

Bang, zoom, straight to the moon! Pow! Right in the kisser! Classic lines from the classic Honeymooners, which are probably better applied to a boxing match than a marriage, but they were different times. Speaking of different: we've created an imperial hazelnut brown ale unlike anything you've had before. Ka-Pow! Don't go down for the count.

Beginning in 2517 and spanning all the way to 2552 is The Fall of Reach, the events preceding the greatest FPS ever made: Halo: Combat Evolved. Master Chief, Keyes, and Cortana join forces to combat the Covenant, just as we joined forces with Cold Stone Creamery to create an out-of-this-world session mead with peach and mango sorbet. Now grab your overshield and let's save the universe.

Though never proven, it's alleged that Jay Gatsby made his new money fortune via bootlegging. No matter how it came to be, there's no denying his greatness. Greatness only matched by a session mead with blackberries, cocoa nibs, and chocolate ice cream; perfect for that fanciest of Long Island parties. So we beat on, our boats against the current, borne ceaselessly into another full pour.

The luck of the Irish is real and alive with this lemon and lime session mead. One sip and you'll be saying not just 'Wow!' but 'Shamwow!'. It might sound like some other thing you've seen on TV, but this is unique to us, made especially for you.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.

The Golden Goose is a light-hearted tale that teaches us how kindness and humility win out over greed and arrogance. Well it doesn't get much lighter than this, a non-alcoholic golden ale, our first NA beer here at Fabled. So sit back, enjoy, and don't be a jerk. Maybe someday you, too, will meet a princess or inherit a kingdom.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Attila the Honey: Acacia Blossom uses a single type of honey, acacia blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

The Blue Priest or Aobozu is a Japanese yokai found in myths and legends. Stories vary widely, but one thing's for sure: they're blue and they're scary. Thankfully, this Aobozu - a mead with blueberries - is just blue. The aobozu says "Don't trample the rocks, don't snap the pine tree." We say "Do treat yourself to a glass of Aobozu."

If you're a citizen of Tamriel looking to restore 20 points of stamina, you can head to the Bee and Barb or Ragged Flagon in Riften to grab a bottle of Black-Briar Mead. If you're a citizen of Earth looking for a mead with blackberries and blueberries to restore your good spirits, you can head to Fabled Brew Works in Erlanger to grab a bottle of our Black Briar Mead. If nothing else, it has to be a shorter trip.

"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear." Whoa, that's intense. That is the Black Sacrament incantation, used to call the Dark Brotherhood, an assassin's faction in Tamriel. Thankfully, the only thing even close to that intensity here is blackberry flavor. Much safer. Much tastier.

One of the greatest RPG game series of all time, The Elder Scrolls explores the continent of Tamriel over the course of six installments from Arena through Skyrim. Travelers scour the lands for treasure and renown, battling evil and becoming true heroes. The Elderberry Scrolls is a still mead made from elderberries, blackberries, and blueberries which explores the ways in which deliciousness can overcome defeat. Safe travels, adventurer.

Just in time for Thanksgiving, a cranberry mead inspired by The King of Bootleggers: Charley Dale. After getting out of jail in late 1921, he spent his first taste of freedom sending his former fellow inmates a taste of the holidays with a gallon of oysters and a peck of cranberries. His friends wouldn't soon forget him and you won't soon forget his namesake mead.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created a refreshing gluten free Kolsch. It's perfect for enjoying while you wander in the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.