The lager for loggers big and small. Put an ax in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created an easy drinking Kolsch, perfect for enjoying while wandering the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created a refreshing gluten free Kolsch. It's perfect for enjoying while you wander in the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

Irish name: Fionn mac Cumhaill. Easier name: Finn MacCool. Legend: leader of the Fianna hunter-warriors, owner of a magic thumb that grants wisdom, and maker of both the Giant's Causeway and the Isle of Man. Beer: a traditional dry Irish stout, the stuff of legends, made for legends, to be consumed by legends.

Leonidas led 300 Spartans into battle against mighty Xerxes and his massive armies, sacrificing himself and his soldiers in bold defiance of a tyrant king. In their honor, we offer this simple token of "Earth and water" - a refreshingly light lager, specially aged on Spanish cedar, designed to ease the mind of even the fiercest warrior. So grab your sword and shield, form a phalanx, and prepare for glory! For Tonight We Dine in Helles!

Charlemagne. Midas. Lear. There are countless kings throughout history, both real and imagined. Most of them get to wear crowns. Or maybe they have to wear crowns. That's the whole thing: crowns are heavy. They're metal and covered in jewels. It's a lot. Plus they come with responsibility and all that jazz. Kings need something like this classic Hefeweizen to help them bear all that weight, Here it stands, ready to happily serve at your side and fill your cup for time immemorial.

You talkin' to me? Yeah, you up there. What, you think you're better than me? Put 'em up! That's what I thought. This Hazy Pale Ale might be slight on ABV, but it still packs a punch. Just like me! Step up or step off. Shape up or ship out. Go big or go gnome!

Far over the Misty Mountains cold we made this hazy New England IPA with Citra, Galaxy, and Nectaron hops for all creatures to enjoy. Home to nameless things, dwarves, goblins, and even a Balrog, this time we figured we'd get the humans involved. From the deep it comes to bathe the sky in a fine, fragrant fog. So whether you take the mountain pass or brave the mines, make sure you get some while it lasts. Definitely worth the trek.

Science fiction becomes fact in this double New England IPA with Citra, Dynaboost Citra, Strata, and Zumo hops. Skynet may send a machine to terminate this delicious break-through, but we know you won't let that happen. So grab a pint and get ready to save the world from AI, hostile robots, and mediocre IPAs. This epic collision of technology, time-travel, and crushably delightful hops can really only end one way: Judgement Haze.

Fievel went west, and this time he didn't get stranded in the desert. Instead, he discovered a land of hops, and he brought back with him an IPA full of Simcoe, Nectaron, and Citra varieties. And while he might have made his mark battling against cats, this trip his only enemy was thirst. So kick back and enjoy the fruits of his labor pardners, there's a new beer in town!

Don't be fooled by the darkness, this sour can be exorcised any time of the day! No frog legs or eyes of newt went into this cauldron; just a delectable dose of juicy raspberries, blackberries, blueberries, and vanilla beans. After many nights of toil and trouble, there's nothing left now but to sit back, radiate in the magic, and cackle the night away. Definitely no judgement here.

It's sweet. It's sour. And at least for the moment, it's yours. Perfect for the coming summer heat or those wild midwest spring-time storms, She's My Cherry Lime will have you singing and dancing like a 1990s glam metal band. It's not just a sour ale with cherries and lime; it's a throwback to simpler times. Before smart phones, the internet, and information overload, all we had to worry about was growing our hair out and staying hydrated. Grab a pint and rock on!

Hop up on the Hogwarts Express and take a ride directly to this magical mixture, a piquant porter with maple syrup. It might not have been crafted in a cauldron, but it's still imbued with some secrets of sorcery. Enjoy too many and you'll soon be saying "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!" And for everyone's safety, stay off your broom!

In collaboration with our friends and neighbors at We Rock the Spectrum, we combined to create a rainbow sherbet ice cream sour that totally rocks the full spectrum of flavor. Orange, raspberry, and lime come together to make a taste sensation that'll have you racing for more. Be sure to stop by We Rock and burn off some of that energy.  Watch out for turtle shells and banana peels.

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, a cocktail with Ol' Janx Spirit, Santraginus V, Arcturan Mega-gin, and the tooth of an Algolian suntiger. We invented a much simpler version: a blueberry, vanilla bean, and marshmallow session mead. While it may not be as involved as the original, it can still be viewed as one of the classiest concoctions in the cosmos. Drink...but very carefully.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apricot apple cider. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.

Donkey Kong throws barrels. Mario jumps over them. Funky Kong? He hangs ten and tunes up hot rods. Though perhaps lesser known than his more famous friend, Funky knows how to bring the energy and turn any gathering into a party. So get out of the jungle and grab this imperial stout with bananas and coconut. It's an absolute blast.

Known as a squealer for his testimony against NYPD Lieutenant Charles Becker, Jacob Rosenzweig was also known as Billiard Ball Jack and Baldy Jack Rose after typhiod fever left him permanently bald at the age of four. He began a gambling resort in Manhattan, but eventually disguised himself and snuck away to live quietly as a farmer. This mead with peaches, vanilla beans, and cinnamon is a nod to the simple life.

In The Elder Scrolls, Honningbrew Mead is a rival to Black-Briar Mead, made in a settlement just southeast of Whiterun, and famous across all of Skyrim. Eventually, the two competitors merge and join forces to create the best mead in the realm. In that spirit, we combined elderberries, blackberries, blueberries, and marshmallow into our version of Honningbrew Mead. It just might be the best in this realm too.

If you're a citizen of Tamriel looking to restore 20 points of stamina, you can head to the Bee and Barb or Ragged Flagon in Riften to grab a bottle of Black-Briar Mead. If you're a citizen of Earth looking for a mead with blackberries and blueberries to restore your good spirits, you can head to Fabled Brew Works in Erlanger to grab a bottle of our Black Briar Mead. If nothing else, it has to be a shorter trip.

"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear." Whoa, that's intense. That is the Black Sacrament incantation, used to call the Dark Brotherhood, an assassin's faction in Tamriel. Thankfully, the only thing even close to that intensity here is blackberry flavor. Much safer. Much tastier.

If cartoon birds go cuckoo for cocoa, we can only imagine what they would do for cocoa AND coconut. Fortunately for us, you have self control. You aren't going to lose your mind over this mead with cacao nibs and coconut. You aren't going to end up on TV, bursting with excitement as you rocket through the sky in pursuit of this luscious libation. That would be nonsense.