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The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

Set in the harsh and unforgiving climate north of the Spine of the World, Icewind Dale is the wintry home to many monsters that thrive in the rugged, hostile terrain.  When an evil, sentient artifact surfaces and beckons armies of dangerous creatures to war against the few remaining villages and towns, who is going to save the day? A hero, of course. So grab your finest cape, a silly adventuring hat, and a few pints of this refreshing kolsch. Glory awaits.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

From the dark depths comes the undulating eldritch horror, the Great Old One, the destroyer of worlds. He has arisen to return us all to his realm, relieving this plane of its misery. But before he gets to that, he's crushing Italian pilsners right up until closing time. And honestly, a little bit past. Okay, a lot past. He's a difficult guy to ask to leave.

Charlemagne. Midas. Lear? There are countless kings throughout history, both real and imagined. Most of them get to wear crowns. Or maybe they have to wear crowns. That's the whole thing: crowns are heavy. They're metal and covered in jewels. It's a lot. What isn't heavy is this crushable, classic Hefeweizen, ready to happily serve at your side and fill your cup for time immemorial.

Where is the perfect place to find one of the galaxy's most recognized crime lords? A magnificent palace with dancers, minions, and Han Solo frozen in carbonite, of course! While we can't be sure exactly what beverages Jabba had scattered throughout his showplace, we can be sure that a coffee blonde with caramel would have fit right in. Java's Palace replaces the Hutt with some hutt-mazing beans from Viva Roasters and a little caramel kick to round it out. Please pay promptly... you don't want to owe Jabba money.

You're driving down a country road on the Fourth of July with your best friends, Sarah Minute Gellar, Ryan Phillipetite, and Freddie Prinze Very Junior when suddenly *BAM*! What was that? Oh no. It's another gnome and he's in a bad way. What do you do? Just drive away? Do the right thing. Or they'll be coming for you.

Shining shimmering splendor. Beaming bright brilliance. A Pool of Radiance in a glass. Originally a video game adaptation of Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, this Pool of Radiance is the perfect companion for rolling dice and clicking mice. A hazy IPA featuring Galaxy, Citra, Rakau, and Experimental ID-158 (Pink) hops, it's a crushable choice for the sweltering summer.

Autobots assemble! Oh, just the one then. That's fine. He's the best one. Optimus Prime is the chief Cybertronian who embodies strong moral values, exceptional leadership, and hangs with Shia LeBeouf. This NEIPA embodies haze, hops, and would hang with Shia LeBeouf if he wanted to hang. All are one!

Known for his cunning tricks and devious traps, the Riddler always leaves behind some sort of clue. This time he left us with a crushable lemon shandy. We don't know what it means, but the investigation is ongoing. Maybe you can figure it out. Maybe you're Batman.

Melkor, the most powerful of the Ainur, corrupted the creation of Middle Earth with his lust for power. Falling from the heavens to his fortress in Angband, he was forever after known as Morgoth the "Dark Enemy" or "Black Foe". Despite those nicknames, we actually got together with our friends at More Brewing to cook up his namesake stout: a mighty mash with toffee, cocoa, and coffee. This variation adds marshmallow to the mix as a special treat. As Morgoth stole the silmarils, this stout will steal your heart. Embrace the Lord of the Dark.

Referring to the six days in 131 AC when Cregan Stark, Lord of Winterfell, governed King's Landing, the Hour of the Wolf is believed to be the blackest part of nighttime. That's a deep cut, we know. And this beer isn't the darkest beer either. In fact, it's not dark at all. That's because it's the Sour of the Wolf: a tangerine pineapple berliner fit to accompany any soldier on their march to King's Landing. Make sure to keep your torch lit.

If you see a plant growing into the clouds, it might just be worth climbing. Or maybe not, we really don't know how well you can climb or where it may take you.

Let's assume you decided to climb. You may be second-guessing your decision when you reach the clouds, but you're committed at this point. Tread with caution.

Fo is both an enemy and the third ice cream sour meant to jack your tastebuds into the sky. Fo ahead, make my day.

Fum rounds out the ice cream sours. Try them all or we'll grind your bones to make our bread.

Fee, Fi, Fo, and Fum's festive fluid friend, The Blood of an Englishman brings a choice cherry conclusion to Jack's journey to giant land. This go round, the resulting product was aged in bourbon barrels for the duration of its trip. Don't forget to climb back down. Falling is not advised.

Also known as the Mere of Dead Faces, The Dead Marshes lead the way to the Black Gate of Mordor. Those who became entranced by the dancing lights and attempted to touch the bodies in the water drowned and went to join the dead. No such danger exists with this porter, however. Becoming entranced by its marshmallow goodness is recommended, as is not only touching it, but drinking it in droves. You won't drown. We promise.

Slowly stalking the walls of a torchlit dungeon - air heavy with the threat of death - you patiently take the softest footsteps to move in silence. Turning the corner of a stone-lined wall into a cavernous hall, you see two eyes aglow in the darkness. Into the light lumbers a monstrous, horned beast wailing "Fresh meat!" This is no common encounter. This is the Butcher! It's a beast of a collab with Butchertown Brewing, and it's packed with coconut and cashews to fuel a fathomless fight.

Kazgoroth, the Beast. He has come to destroy the Earthmother. He's a shapechanger, and this time he's taken the form of a stout with coffee and hazelnuts. It may not help him in his efforts to corrupt the island of Gwyneth, but it will certainly help bring an impressive deluge of flavor to this imperial monstrosity. His battle with the Leviathan, the Pack, and Kamerynn the Unicorn may rage endlessly, but this stout won't last forever.

A medieval Irish legend brings us the tale of Laignech Faelad: the man that shifted into wolf-shapes. According to the Coir Anmann, he and his offspring would turn into wolf men and kill the herds. Wherefore he was called Laignech Faelad, for he was the first of them all. He and his men were willing to work for anyone willing to pay. We won't get into their payment method. Instead, focus on this coffee and Irish cream stout and how glad you are that there are no wolf men coming for you. Hopefully.

Dante Alighieri gave us the nine layers of Hell in his epic poem The Divine Comedy. The Texas Rattlesnake gave us a Hell Yeah! in his domination of the squared circle. So when we teamed up with Rar Brewing and their delicious layer cake-inspired pastry stout, we knew what had to be done. The result is The Nine Layers of Hell Yeah - a stunner of a dessert stout with chocolate, caramel, and sea salt fit for Italian poets, bionic rednecks, and you. Try not to overindulge.

Sure it may seem unnaturally dark and foreboding. And yes, many mortals may quake at the mere mention of this murky monstrosity. But looks can be deceiving!Inspired by a like-named candy bar and a cuddly wuddly widdle buddy, we hope you find this as sweet and delightful as its inspiration. Are You Afraid of the Clark? will have you saying things like "Of course not!", "Who's a good boy?", and "Maybe I should get another. . ."

Melkor, the most powerful of the Ainur, corrupted the creation of Middle Earth with his lust for power. Falling from the heavens to his fortress in Angband, he was forever after known as Morgoth the "Dark Enemy" or "Black Foe". Despite those nicknames, we actually got together with our friends at More Brewing to cook up his namesake stout: a mighty mash with toffee, cocoa, and coffee. As Morgoth stole the silmarils, this stout will steal your heart. Embrace the Lord of the Dark.

While Snoopy may be one of the world's most iconic comic characters with his beloved antics and various imaginary personas, Droopy flies under the radar as a lethargic, monotone hero with quick wit and comical outbursts of rage. And while Planet Snoopy might be the place to go for a classic blue raspberry ice cream cone, Planet Droopy is the only place to get our similar-but-really-quite-different blue raspberry ice cream session mead. You know what? I'm happy.

Bugsy was a ruthless mobster - a bootlegger, weapons-dealer, and hitman who helped found Murder, Inc. With his wealth and fame, he bought a home in Beverly Hills, partied with celebrities, and founded the first "luxury" hotel on the Vegas Strip. This strawberry pina colada mead might have fit his lavish lifestyle, but we sure are glad he's not here to try it.

Because you know we're all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no heather. Oh, you thought we were saying bass like a guitar? No, no. Bass like basswood honey, the key ingredient to this traditional basswood honey mead. Although, we're still pronouncing it bass, like the string quartet instrument. You can say it however you like, so long as you don't cause any treble.

Nightlock berries may be extremely poisonous, but thankfully they're also fictional. No dangerous berries go into this consumable concoction. But we did load it with decadent blueberries and maple syrup to make sure none of you go hungry during your games. After aging in a carefully selected bourbon barrel, this one will have you ready to stomp out the competition.

One of the most recognizable voices in American history and member of the famed Rat Pack, Frank Sinatra, a.k.a. Ol' Blue Eyes, might have been associated with a few questionable characters in his day. What's not questionable is the deliciousness of his namesake mead, particularly after aging in a bourbon barrel that later held maple syrup. Be careful or it'll have you flyin' to the moon.

During Prohibition, there was a woman named Gertrude “Cleo” Lythgoe, known for supplying liquor to Americans in need. Thankfully nowadays you don't have to travel to the Lucerne Hotel in Nassau to get some of the good stuff. It's right here in this lime, coconut, and banana mead.

It may be better down where it's wetter, but don't just take it from me. Because it might not be true. In fact, the sea just might be filled to the brim with monsters: hulking and sometimes sulking. The ocean is no place for someone who can't match wits with a purple tentacled witch. Yet, only a poor unfortunate soul wouldn't brave the fathomless depths for a taste of this decadent mead with blueberry, banana, vanilla, cacao nibs, cinnamon, and maple. Go on, my dear sweet child.

Nightlock berries may be extremely poisonous, but thankfully they're also fictional. No dangerous berries go into this consumable concoction. But we did load it with decadent blueberries, maple syrup, vanilla beans, and cinnamon to make sure none of you go hungry during your games. After aging in a carefully selected bourbon barrel, this one will have you ready to stomp out the competition.

From 1940 until today, almost no villain has captured the imagination quite like The Joker. From Conrad Veidt in The Man Who Laughs to Joaquin Phoenix in Folie a Deux, countless actors have taken their turn bringing the Clown Prince of Crime to life on screen. We aren't actors, but we tried our hand at a purple mead built from blueberry, black currant, and vanilla to put our own spin on Gotham's giggling gangster. Why so serious? Relax and have a drink.

As one of the most powerful dragons to ever terrorize the realm, Dragotha sought to be the incarnation of fear, spreading dread and despair to all beings in his path. Even in death, he would rise again to unleash his fury upon the world. How does this relate to this mead with passion fruit and dragon fruit? Well, other than the obvious (dragon fruit), not even Dragotha could be unhappy with this delightful mead.