The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created an easy drinking Kolsch, perfect for enjoying while wandering the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

You roll. You rule! It's maximum damage and maximum deliciousness with this orange-infused wheat beer. The odds were stacked against you, and it didn't even matter. And just like you crushed every obstacle in your path, you can crush a pint or two as you revel in success. To the victor goes the spoils, and Critical Wit will have you rolling in the deep and rolling nothing but 20's.

From the fantastic depths of the world comes the undulating eldritch horror, the Great Old One, destroyer of worlds. A grotesque abomination that strikes fear into the hearts of all, he's become rather thirsty, and he's crushing pilsners right up until closing time.
He's a difficult guy to ask to leave.

Wednesday Friday Addams: from 1944 to the present day, she's been trotting around in pigtails, raising spiders, and researching the Bermuda Triangle. There's also that dance of hers that seemed really important for a while. Even though her gothic appearance might be jarring, she's approachable. Also approachable is this pumpkin chai blonde ale. Give it a try any day of the week.

Making a special appearance is a classic and a fan favorite; Boba Fest is our festbier for the fall this year. Rugged and stoic, Boba could work for criminals across the galaxy and still steal the hearts of fans. Come on in and enjoy, but don't overdo it. He's no good to me dead.

Proper nomenclature is imperative for any sort of technical discussion. But when that conversation involves the carefully cultivated chemistry of a heartily hopped New England pale ale, you need Proper Gnomenclature. It's a little list of names and conventions for a tiny subset of beers at a small-town microbrewery. So pick your pint, find a friend, and demonstrate your mindful discourse. Be sure to toss in a few gnome puns. It would only be proper.

Told in Hesiod's ancient poem 'Works and Days' is the story of Pandora, whose curiosity around the contents of a large jar (since called a box) unleashed harsh toil, grievous sickness, and unspecified evils onto the world. You're probably pretty curious about this NEIPA. It's made with Nectaron, Peacharine, and Citra hops. Don't worry, it won't unleash any evils. But it's sure to leave you wanting more. In fact, it may just awaken the IPA fan in you. There are worse problems to have.

Call up a few pals and get ready for mayhem, cause Superdelic Smash Bros. hits harder than the Hammer. It's a double NEIPA with Superdelic, Galaxy, and Elani hops, and it's your ticket to premium pandemonium. Whether you're breaking targets, boarding platforms, or bashing buddies with a home-run bat, this is your time to talk trash and emerge triumphant. Responsibly, of course. You only get one stock. Don't get KO'd.

Spanning the 30 years between 1977 and 2007 are four films in The Hills Have Eyes franchise. While there are probably some choice survival items to choose from, there's a chance that this West Coast Pilsner will keep you going for 30 more years of dodging families of cannibal savages in the Nevada desert. Assuming that's something you need to do. And, based on the look of those hills, it's definitely something you need to do.

Fee, Fi, Fo, and Fum's festive fluid friend, The Blood of an Englishman brings a fantastically flavored finale to Jack's foray into giant land. This imperial ice cream sour is laden with cherries and graham crackers, sure to make Jack's troubles melt away before he descends the towering beanstalk back to his little village below. Don't worry, he's left himself some time to sober up before the climb.

For our founder Bernie, we cooked up a special recipe for a tangerine creamsicle gluten free sour. And whether you're a man, a dragon man, or even just a dragon, this one will have you dishing out wicked guitar solos and burninating all of the countryside. Do not consume from within thatched-roof cottages!  And the Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiiiiiiight!

Standing in the snow by the lamppost in Lantern Waste, Lucy Pevensie meets Mr. Tumnus, a faun and new friend. She has entered through a wardrobe in the home of Professor Digory Kirke, into the magical world of Narnia, overseen by Aslan, the great lion. Where does the spritz come in? Mr. Tumnus would be a lot cooler if he was drinking one. You can be cooler than the perpetual winter with your own aperol inspired sour ale. And definitely cooler than Mr. Tumnus.

Djinn, Jinn, Jinni, or Aladdin's favorite buddy, Genie, whatever you call them, they've been around since time immemorial. Sometimes invisible, other times changelings, snakes, scorpions, lizards, and even humans, djinn are literally beings 'concealed from the senses'. Djinn and Juice: Raspberry Lime is anything but concealed from the senses. Loaded with raspberry and lime flavor, this gluten free sour can be sipped, laid back, with your mind on your money and your money on your mind.

This beer is a true tribute to Brad. An imperial stout with some of his favorite adjuncts: double coconut and pralines. We hope this beer brings you joy, just like the many beer nights we have hosted over the years. So let’s raise a glass and reminisce on the many good times had over the years we got to have with him. Cheers to you Brad!! You are missed!!

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

From the wilds of Northern Germany, an undead horror rises to haunt the living. A recently deceased person laid to rest improperly can return from the grave to take revenge, draining the life force from their unfortunate victims.
This homage is equally dark but hopefully more rewarding. It's a bourbon barrel aged German chocolate cake stout with monstrous amounts of sweet coconut and decadent chocolate. Sure, meeting a Nachzehrer may be terrifying, but we think it's a risk worth taking.

I was chilling at the brewery late one night, when I opted to enjoy just one more flight, and one beer rose up above the rest, to declare itself the very best: It was the Monster Mash (the Monster Mash). You know the rest. We're not going through the entire song. We're not...monsters. Enjoy this frighteningly tasty barrel-aged mashup of chocolate, pecans, and caramel. Happy Halloween!

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a brandy barrel aged peanut butter and grape jelly imperial sour that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

Doing whatever is necessary to bring about change for the better, but using methods that are out of sync with the rest of society is Chaotic Good. What, then, is Chaotic Gourd? A copper dragon? An elf? A unicorn? Of course not: it's a gluten free sour with pumpkin pie ice cream. It might be a bit frightening and unconventional, but trust us - it's all for the greater good.

Hop up on the Hogwarts Express and take a ride directly to this magical mixture, a piquant porter with coffee and vanilla. It might not have been crafted in a cauldron, but it's still imbued with some secrets of sorcery. Enjoy too many and you'll soon be saying "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!" And for everyone's safety, stay off your broom!

Follow the yellow brick road. Follow the yellow brick road. Follow, follow, follow... you get it. Head out from Munchkin Land with a course set for Emerald City. But you're gonna want to take a few of these with you: session meads with lemon sorbet, lemon juice, and ice cream. Trust me. With the group you have to travel with, you're gonna need 'em.

What began as a batch of Charlie ended as something unforeseen. Not our pleasantly tart Thanksgiving mead, but something far more sinister. And after some lengthy experimentation, this creation comes to life as a terrifyingly tasty session mead with cranberries and vanilla beans. So be a doll and grab some while you can. Sequels are not guaranteed, and we may never be able to make this again. It's not exactly child's play.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apple cider with caramel. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.

Known as a squealer for his testimony against NYPD Lieutenant Charles Becker, Jacob Rosenzweig was also known as Billiard Ball Jack and Baldy Jack Rose after typhiod fever left him permanently bald at the age of four. He began a gambling resort in Manhattan, but eventually disguised himself and snuck away to live quietly as a farmer. This mead with peaches, vanilla beans, and cinnamon is a nod to the simple life.

Nightlock berries may be extremely poisonous, but thankfully they're also fictional. No dangerous berries go into this consumable concoction. But we did load it with decadent blueberries and maple syrup to make sure none of you go hungry during your games.  Be nice.  No need to fight over it.

The 1600s philosopher, the character from Lost, or the Locke family from Netflix? In the end, it doesn't matter which Locke you like because you'll like our Locke and Key Lime even more. A still mead with key lime, graham crackers, and vanilla, it can be your companion for opening magical doors, surviving on magical islands, or discovering the magic of enlightenment. Whatever the Locked, we've got the Key.

While not as grandiose as a king or queen, the Jack of Spades has more connection to the people. A tradesman who moved on up to perform for royalty, aristocratic living has helped him to develop exquisite taste. Manifesting as a mead with blueberries, black currants, and cherries, then aged in a bourbon barrel, we think this one will be appreciated by all walks of life. In this case, it's quite lucky to "get carded".

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Barrel Aged Attila the Honey: Basswood uses a single type of honey, basswood blossom, aged in a bourbon barrel to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

Drawing inspiration from Amos Owens and his renowned moonshine blends of whiskey, honey, and cherries, Cherry Bounce Jr. is our mead made from honey and cherries. People would travel from all over to try Owens' beverage, and we hope this remake will be just as enticing.
This version was aged on pecans and vanilla beans for a whole new layer of decadence.

Attila ruled all of the Huns in the 400s. This traditional tonic rules all of the honeys for the rest of time. Barrel Aged Attila the Honey: Basswood uses a single type of honey, basswood blossom, to create a throwback to the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. With a clean and refreshing taste, Attila the Honey will conquer your tastebuds like Attila tried to conquer the world.

A tribute to the Exalted One, the illustrious Jabba the Hutt - this luscious, limited mead would be right at home in a palace. Kick back, revel in the soothing sounds of the Max Rebo Band, and enjoy a glass next to your favorite carbonite wall decoration. But don't forget to pay your tab, or you'll be sent straight to the rancor pit. E chu ta!

In the Cottage of Lost Play, on the isle of Tol Eressëa, sits Aelfwine: the lone survivor of a shipwreck in the Sundering Seas. Called Eriol by the elves, he listened by the fire to all of their Lost Tales, enraptured with a desire to become them. A drink of Limpe would grant his wish, if only he would be given some. This red wine blend won't turn man to elf, but it is still the stuff of legends. Made from 60% Cabernet, 25% Pinot, and 15% Zinfandel grapes, it's the perfect pairing for stories by the sea.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created a refreshing gluten free Kolsch. It's perfect for enjoying while you wander in the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

The Golden Goose is a light-hearted tale that teaches us how kindness and humility win out over greed and arrogance. Well it doesn't get much lighter than this, a non-alcoholic golden ale, our first NA beer here at Fabled. So sit back, enjoy, and don't be a jerk. Maybe someday you, too, will meet a princess or inherit a kingdom.