The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created an easy drinking Kolsch, perfect for enjoying while wandering the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

Gargantuan. Tenacious. Foreboding. Ominous. Portentous. Really, there are endless ways to describe the terrible creature lurking beneath the waves. One sailor managed to escape a death defying encounter with the beast. Xavier Luis floated upon a raft of his splintered hull to tell the townsfolk that the legends were true. In the darkness, it waits. Many will pass unknowingly above it. Only some will survive.

So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
Except Ponyboy.
And this shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee for a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging around in those old dusty treasure chests. Please, be sure to delve responsibly.

From the fantastic depths of the world comes the undulating eldritch horror, the Great Old One, destroyer of worlds. A grotesque abomination that strikes fear into the hearts of all, he's become rather thirsty, and he's crushing pilsners right up until closing time.
He's a difficult guy to ask to leave.

Leonidas led 300 Spartans into battle against mighty Xerxes and his massive armies, sacrificing himself and his soldiers in bold defiance of a tyrant king. In their honor, we offer this simple token of "Earth and water" - a refreshingly light lager, specially aged on Spanish cedar, designed to ease the mind of even the fiercest warrior. So grab your sword and shield, form a phalanx, and prepare for glory! For Tonight We Dine in Helles!

Charlemagne. Midas. Lear. There are countless kings throughout history, both real and imagined. Most of them get to wear crowns. Or maybe they have to wear crowns. That's the whole thing: crowns are heavy. They're metal and covered in jewels. It's a lot. Plus they come with responsibility and all that jazz. Kings need something like this classic Hefeweizen to help them bear all that weight, Here it stands, ready to happily serve at your side and fill your cup for time immemorial.

You talkin' to me? Yeah, you up there. What, you think you're better than me? Put 'em up! That's what I thought. This Hazy Pale Ale might be slight on ABV, but it still packs a punch. Just like me! Step up or step off. Shape up or ship out. Go big or go gnome!

Far over the Misty Mountains cold we made this hazy New England IPA with Citra, Galaxy, and Nectaron hops for all creatures to enjoy. Home to nameless things, dwarves, goblins, and even a Balrog, this time we figured we'd get the humans involved. From the deep it comes to bathe the sky in a fine, fragrant fog. So whether you take the mountain pass or brave the mines, make sure you get some while it lasts. Definitely worth the trek.

Science fiction becomes fact in this double New England IPA with Citra, Dynaboost Citra, Strata, and Zumo hops. Skynet may send a machine to terminate this delicious break-through, but we know you won't let that happen. So grab a pint and get ready to save the world from AI, hostile robots, and mediocre IPAs. This epic collision of technology, time-travel, and crushably delightful hops can really only end one way: Judgement Haze.

Fievel went west, and this time he didn't get stranded in the desert. Instead, he discovered a land of hops, and he brought back with him an IPA full of Simcoe, Nectaron, and Citra varieties. And while he might have made his mark battling against cats, this trip his only enemy was thirst. So kick back and enjoy the fruits of his labor pardners, there's a new beer in town!

Sometimes depicted as a physically fit skilled swordsman with a temper, other times as a fat balding monk with a good sense of humor and great love of food and ale (and once as a badger), Friar Tuck is the stuff of legends. We don't know if Robin Hood's loyal sidekick liked pineapple (or even knew what it was), but you'll love it in this pineapple dole whip session mead straight out of Nottingham.

While Snoopy may be one of the world's most iconic comic characters with his beloved antics and various imaginary personas, Droopy flies under the radar as a lethargic, monotone hero with quick wit and comical outbursts of rage. And while Planet Snoopy might be the place to go for a classic blue raspberry ice cream cone, Planet Droopy is the only place to get our similar-but-really-quite-different blueberry and blue raspberry ice cream session mead. You know what? I'm happy.

It's sweet. It's sour. And at least for the moment, it's yours. Perfect for the coming summer heat or those wild midwest spring-time storms, She's My Cherry Lime will have you singing and dancing like a 1990s glam metal band. It's not just a sour ale with cherries and lime; it's a throwback to simpler times. Before smart phones, the internet, and information overload, all we had to worry about was growing our hair out and staying hydrated. Grab a pint and rock on!

Hop up on the Hogwarts Express and take a ride directly to this magical mixture, a piquant porter with maple syrup. It might not have been crafted in a cauldron, but it's still imbued with some secrets of sorcery. Enjoy too many and you'll soon be saying "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!" And for everyone's safety, stay off your broom!

In collaboration with our friends and neighbors at We Rock the Spectrum, we combined to create a rainbow sherbet ice cream sour that totally rocks the full spectrum of flavor. Orange, raspberry, and lime come together to make a taste sensation that'll have you racing for more. Be sure to stop by We Rock and burn off some of that energy.  Watch out for turtle shells and banana peels.

The Wicked Witch of the West is the best known of the witches of Oz. But there were also wicked witches of the East, North, and South. And now we're adding a whole new kind: Wicked 'Wich, a peanut butter and grape jelly sour ale that flies above the rest. Follow the Yellow Brick Road to a beer like no other. You're not in Kansas anymore!

You've been sitting in your local cantina, drinking since sunrise. You left your droid in your vehicle, but it's too hot outside to go get it. You peek up at the sun, and you swear you're seeing double. A robed man wanders past you, waving his hand, saying things like "You don't need to see his identification" and "This isn't the beer you're looking for." You may be on Tatooine, having a barrel aged imperial stout with coconut, coffee, and chocolate. But you also might be at Fabled Brew Works.

Saving your friend from the lair of a wampa is hard work. And when the General says you're stuck on base until the shields go up, you know exactly which buttons to press to get everybody riled up. But as it turns out, today's a good day for a scruffy-looking nerf herder. The Princess may be implying you're low-class and unkempt, but she's also saying you're sweet, bold, and brazen like this barrel aged imperial stout with maple and coffee. It's a complicated relationship.

You roll. You rule! It's maximum damage and maximum deliciousness with this orange-infused wheat beer. The odds were stacked against you, and it didn't even matter. And just like you crushed every obstacle in your path, you can crush a pint or two as you revel in success. To the victor goes the spoils, and Critical Wit will have you rolling in the deep and rolling nothing but 20's.

When you're flying a stolen imperial shuttle deep into enemy territory, it's normal to be a little bit flustered. Yeah your security clearance is a bit old, but you'll be fine. Fly Casual. What does that mean, exactly? Well in our case, it's a bold, beautiful blend of barrel aged stouts. In your case, well nobody knows. Keep your distance. But don't look like you're trying to keep your distance.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider goes up the water spout, but the Itsy Bitsy Cider goes directly into your pint glass. And while a little bit of rain completely derails the Itsy Bitsy Spider's grand adventure, nothing can stand in your way when you're crushing pours of this hard apricot apple cider. Except trolls. We have no idea how to get past the trolls.

Lesser, greater, or superior. Minor, plentiful, or vigorous. Numerous variations exist, but any version of this elegant elixir is significant for an adventurer. Damaged or diseased? Poisoned? Wounded? Well, if you're fictitious, you're in luck. If you're real, not so much. But while this sour ale with fruit punch sports drink can't exactly resolve those problems, it can make you feel a lot better about the way things are. Bottoms up!

Put a little pep in your sorcerous step. Casting spells and conjuring creatures has never felt easier than when it's done alongside a gluten free sour with lemonade and blue curacao. Feeling overworked? Need a long rest to recover? Not anymore! Crack a can and reach into the depths of your soul to bring out the mightiest magics you can muster! And then, of course, reward yourself for a job well done with another Mana Potion.

Feeling tired, bleary-eyed, like maybe there's not much left in the tank? Take that last little bit of energy and crawl around a dungeon until you unearth a sour ale with honeydew and lime. A Stamina Potion is just what the barbarian ordered. Ordered, quite literally, at the bar in the tavern. Hey that's way smarter than rooting around underground. Barbarians are looking pretty smart right now. Be more like the barbarian.

What? Who's there? I know somebody's in here. I can see the half-empty glass of gluten free sour with passion fruit and dragon fruit floating around. I just can't tell who it's attached to. You may be invisible, but you're not nearly as stealthy as you think you are. But don't you worry. Your little potion is going to run out eventually. And when it does, I'll find out.

I ALWAYS FIND OUT.

Known as a squealer for his testimony against NYPD Lieutenant Charles Becker, Jacob Rosenzweig was also known as Billiard Ball Jack and Baldy Jack Rose after typhiod fever left him permanently bald at the age of four. He began a gambling resort in Manhattan, but eventually disguised himself and snuck away to live quietly as a farmer. This mead with peaches, vanilla beans, and cinnamon is a nod to the simple life.

In The Elder Scrolls, Honningbrew Mead is a rival to Black-Briar Mead, made in a settlement just southeast of Whiterun, and famous across all of Skyrim. Eventually, the two competitors merge and join forces to create the best mead in the realm. In that spirit, we combined elderberries, blackberries, blueberries, and marshmallow into our version of Honningbrew Mead. It just might be the best in this realm too.

Hen Ichaer: the outcome of generations of elven experimentation. Intended to imbue its carrier with unmatched magical power, the Child of Elder Blood was prophesied to save the elven race from irradication. Our version echoes this sentiment with ages of intense experimentation. The result: a port wine barrel aged mead with raspberries, walnuts, and maple syrup. Ours may not save the elves or grant any powers, but we foresee great joy and revelry in its future.

"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear." Whoa, that's intense. That is the Black Sacrament incantation, used to call the Dark Brotherhood, an assassin's faction in Tamriel. Thankfully, the only thing even close to that intensity here is blackberry flavor. Much safer. Much tastier.

Hen Ichaer: the outcome of generations of elven experimentation. Intended to imbue its carrier with unmatched magical power, the Child of Elder Blood was prophesied to save the elven race from irradication. Our version echoes this sentiment with ages of intense experimentation. The result: a port wine barrel aged mead with raspberries. Ours may not save the elves or grant any powers, but we foresee great joy and revelry in its future.

If cartoon birds go cuckoo for cocoa, we can only imagine what they would do for cocoa AND coconut. Fortunately for us, you have self control. You aren't going to lose your mind over this mead with cacao nibs and coconut. You aren't going to end up on TV, bursting with excitement as you rocket through the sky in pursuit of this luscious libation. That would be nonsense.

Hen Ichaer: the outcome of generations of elven experimentation. Intended to imbue its carrier with unmatched magical power, the Child of Elder Blood was prophesied to save the elven race from irradication. Our version echoes this sentiment with ages of intense experimentation. The result: a port wine barrel aged mead with raspberries, walnuts, maple syrup, and cinnamon. Ours may not save the elves or grant any powers, but we foresee great joy and revelry in its future.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." -- attributed to Henry David Thoreau. In collaboration with Eons Adventure Park in Erlanger, KY we've created a refreshing gluten free Kolsch. It's perfect for enjoying while you wander in the walkways of the wilderness: in Eons and beyond.

The Golden Goose is a light-hearted tale that teaches us how kindness and humility win out over greed and arrogance. Well it doesn't get much lighter than this, a non-alcoholic golden ale, our first NA beer here at Fabled. So sit back, enjoy, and don't be a jerk. Maybe someday you, too, will meet a princess or inherit a kingdom.