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The lager for loggers big and small. Put an axe in one hand and a glass in the other. Safety not guaranteed.

Not much is known about this legendary creature other than it's insatiable appetite for animals and live stock. Fortunately, it's quite safe for humans. Trust us, we've sampled plenty.

The mighty Kraken may be a terror at sea, but we happen to be land-locked. Here, the Kraken is delightfully chill and refreshing.

What's this you've stumbled upon? A shimmering blonde ale blended with rich coffee and vanilla... a taste far superior to anything you'll find digging around in those old dusty treasure chests.

This hazy pale ale fuels all of the teensy folk that guard the gardens across the globe. Put on your pointiest hat and get to sittin'. Gnome sayin'?

Far over the Misty Mountains tall we made this hazy IPA for all creatures to enjoy. From the deep it comes to bathe the sky in its fine fog. Worth the trek.

You must understand young hobbit: it takes a long time to brew anything while speaking Old Entish. And we never brew anything unless it is worth taking a long time to make.

Beauty is in the eye of this orange creamsicle inspired milkshake IPA. Take a drink and become one with the elder orbs. Xanathar approved.

Don't be fooled by the darkness, this sour can be exorcised any time of the day. Definitely no judgement here.

A fruited sour fit for King Arthur himself. Infused with mango, guava, passionfruit, and a bunch of old timey magic we can't legally admit to, it will give you all the strength you need for sword pulling. This one is simply wizard.

If you see a plant growing into the clouds, it might just be worth climbing. Or maybe not, we really don't know how well you can climb or where it may take you.

Let's assume you decided to climb. You may be second-guessing your decision when you reach the clouds, but you're committed at this point. Tread with caution.

Alright, that might have been some bad advice. Now you're stuck in a castle and a giant is rambling about the blood of an Englishman and grinding bones. You don't have much choice, just push forward.

If you made it this far, you clearly found the courage to outwit the giant. We knew you could do it, and we never once doubted you. It was definitely worth the journey, and now you have a cool story to tell.

Mere mortals quake at the sight of the murderous monster. That is, until they have a taste of this sweet stout. Inspired by a Clark bar and a cuddly wuddly widdle buddy, Are You Afraid of the Clark? will have you saying "Of course not. Who's a good boy?"

Raised by Utu, guardian of the Cedar Forest, comes the giant namesake of a giant stout: Humbaba (Coconut Coffee Vanilla) shall blot out the sun.

It may be tough to pronounce, but it definitely isn't tough to drink. Brobdingnagian is as huge as the word describes. It's the best way to start off your travels.

Here unto Hell it seems, has fallen to me a helmless Dream. To Lucifer I shall usher thee, despite the weakness I perceive. Your quest will be to no avail, She will ensure that you will fail. Alas, we'll go across the moat, for I'm your keeper Squatterbloat.

Raised by Utu, guardian of the Cedar Forest, comes the giant namesake of a giant stout - except this time, he brought marshmallow. Humbaba (coconut, marshmallow, Mostra coffee, vanilla) shall blot out the sun.

Bugsy was a ruthless mobster - a bootlegger, weapons-dealer, and hitman who helped found Murder, Inc. With his wealth and fame, he bought a home in Beverly Hills, partied with celebrities, and founded the first "luxury" hotel on the Vegas Strip. This mead might have fit his lavish lifestyle, but we sure are glad he's not here to try it.

Luciano pioneered organized crime in America by working with other criminals instead of competing against them. This smooth blend of orange and vanilla might just be your gateway to the mead life.

I want a pig with a short chest and a loooooooong bottom. Jimmy Squarefoot hobbles about the Isle of Man looking for his long lost IPA. Lucky for him, we have it right here.

A tribute to the Harlan County Queen of the Mountain and Kentucky legendary bootlegger, Maggie Bailey, who helped so many people, they couldn't even find a jury to convict her. This waterless mead is sweat and approachable, but it packs quite a punch.

John Hopkin Ashley - the "Swamp Bandit" and "King of the Everglades" - was an outlaw and a pirate from southern Florida. Yet he was portrayed as a folk hero, leading a resistance against the wealthy bankers and lawmakers of the time. This mead features some fitting tropical fruits that will help you join our resistance against mediocre beverages.

If each mead depicts a famous bootlegger, think of this tap as a chance to rest and catch your breath. We seriously underestimated how mean these people were. The only solution must be more sweet, delicious mead. Coming soon.

If each mead depicts a famous bootlegger, think of this tap as a chance to rest and catch your breath. We seriously underestimated how mean these people were. The only solution must be more sweet, delicious mead. Coming soon.